I was in 7th grade when Ghetto D hit the streets. I started making crack in 8th. If it wasn’t for this Master P hit song, I wouldn’t have all my fancy things. Are you a free spirited entrepreneur? Looking to make money quick? Simple! All you have to do is listen to Master P. Or listen to what kids in middle school listen too. Here are some helpful tips on how to turn crack into cocaine.
- Look for the whitest snow.
- Never buy from some one that you don’t know.
- Make your way to the kitchen where the stove is located
- Go to the store and buy baking soda
- Get a triple beam scale and measure out your dope.
- Mix 1 gram of soda every 7 grams of coke
- Shake up until it gets harder
- Then sit the tube in some ready made cold water
- Twist the bitch like a knot while it’s still hot
- Watch that shit while it rise to the top
Now your cocaine powder is crack :)
Quick Tips :
1. Never talk on the phone in your house.
2. Never slang dope out ya baby momma’s house.
3. Never fuck with snitches, cause people that talk to the police is bitches
4. Keep a low key, if you are moving weight treat yo’self to an uzi. (seems reasonable)
5. The first hit for free. But the next time you see me, you better have twenty G.
6. Never pay pimp hoes for the pussy. That’s the ‘Merican way
7. Clean up ya dirty money to good money, cause legal money last longer than drug money.
Hope this helps :)
P and Me.
